HEMP HOROSCOPE
All times/dates in this column are P.D.T. (Pacific Daylight). If you
live in England or Europe, add 8 or 9 hours to the times mentioned; for
the Asian Pacific coast, add 16 or 17 hours. For example, if I say "dawn,"
that would be early-to-mid-afternoon in England, and late night (10 to
midnight) in Hong Kong...
To recap: there I was (in meditation) standing in
a field of yellow grass and
occasional trees, a crow somewhere, and a grey weathered
hut nearby. I
asked God (or whatever part of my unknown self I
was presumptuously
calling "God") what the hut was doing there, and
He said, "It's your heart."
(Touche, God.)
As if to save me my next question, God said, "Enter
by the left." (I peeked
right: only a window there. So I went left.)
The first room was an old kitchen, sunlit but impoverished,
with one of
those distasteful arborite and chrome tables, and
a similar chair, from the
sixties. I quickly examined the room for clues,
but something drew me
toward the center of the house. A hallway there,
a slowly developing
vortex, not unpleasant, drew me inward and down,
into the earth.
I was afraid of suffocation, but God said to draw
the rock into my mouth,
then lungs. After awhile, I was breathing rock.
My body slowly absorbed
the rock. It came in under my sternum, grasped my
heart in slow motion,
pulled it free, spread it for hundreds of feet,
staining the mineral.
At some point I rose back into the house again. This
time, a knife, a fruit,
and a note lay on the kitchen table, in the sunlight.
On the note was
drawn a name, a date, and a heart.
I looked out the window, saw a woman in the bare
dirt garden, a vegetable
garden, I think. She was kneeling before a seed
packet with a purple and
white illustration. I approached. She looked up.
Her eyes filled my entire
vision, bigger than a movie screen. They fluxed
slowly between different
personalities.
Hand in hand we walked off, through a forest of evergreens,
then into a
small meadow. "Oh, not one of these meadow-in-the-forest
scenes," I
thought. The trance withered at this touch of cynicism.
I opened my eyes,
sat quietly. The sunlight had retreated to splotch
the corner of the
swimming pool. A dragonfly etched a new horizon
across the garden.
"God," I said, "could this beauty thing be a woman?""Haven't
I made all
the flowers?" God said. "Women and men?"
Start Nothing: 10:31 a.m. to 5:22 p.m. Mon., 6:28
p.m. to 9:16 p.m.
Wed., and 8:58 p.m. to 11:59 p.m. Fri.
Numerology: Sun., contradictions, surprises; Mon.,
learn rather than
trust; Tues., celebration, happy home; Wed., competition;
Thurs., good
news; Fri., self-sacrifice; Sat., travel, messages.
Aries -
(March 21-April 19)
Last week of dull duties, health concerns. Friday
begins a month of fresh
air, new horizons, opportunities, possible love,
possible relationship
problems. You've already met someone attractive,
or already
contemplated a new horizon, or heard of a significant
opportunity. The
weeks ahead give you the surge, the energy and belief,
to pursue
it/him/her. Though drudge work abates now, you'll
be working harder than
ever for the next seven weeks, because you're excited
by these
opportunities. A good week, but take care in money,
health, sex Mon., in
"ending things" or irritability Fri.
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Taurus
- (April 20-May 20)
Reap sunshine, romance, pleasure while you can Sun.
to Thurs. By
Friday, a month of work, health concerns begins.
Still, the weeks ahead
will fire up your romantic furnace in a different,
perhaps dangerous way
(verboten relationship, or love for someone who
might drag down your
prospects in social or career zones). Your energy,
charisma shine
Sun./Mon., but machines vex you -- and remember
my romantic warning
above. Late Mon. night, computers are an excellent
buy. Money luck
Mon. night to Wed. noon. Messaging, trips, paperwork
okay Thurs., hit
snags Fri. Be home, healthy, Sat.
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Gemini - (May
21-June 20)
Sluggish feeling, heavy family responsibilities
will fade partially by Mon.
night, fully by Fri., as a month of creative fires,
pleasure urges, and
romantic yearnings begins. You're impatient for
these, as they've been
whispering to you for weeks now. When you do finally
surge into pleasure
during the month ahead, you'll grow assertive toward
home, kids, old
situations which "hold you back" -- don't lash out,
don't injure soft
personalities. Lie low Sun./Mon. Your charisma draws
love Mon. night to
Wed. noon. Careful with money then to Fri. Travel,
curiosity, fun,
paperwork Sat.
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Cancer
- (June 21-July 22)
You're busy with travel, siblings, paperwork, errands
through Thurs. Friday
starts a month of deeper, more private satisfactions,
immersing you in
home, kids, parents, nature, cozy contemplation.
But part of you will even
more hectically pursue (or be pursued by) a "line
of communications"
(travel, paperwork, etc.) . This will focus in one
narrow
area: career, ambitions, prestige, relations with
VIPs. Have fun Sun./Mon.
-- avoid career aggressiveness, dour relationships
these two days. Rest,
lie low Tues./Wed. You attract people Thurs./Fri.
Chase money, Sat.
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Leo -
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Career, prestige, relations with VIPs important
Sun./Mon., but
disagreements and monetary disappointments possible
-- don't "demand"
pay raise. Step lightly, be safety conscious. Monday
night brings a
different picture: friendship, laughter, romance,
optimism -- and it lasts to
Wednesday! Retreat to recover, to rejuvenate and
to plan, contact
beaurocratic agencies, tackle red tape, Thurs./Fri.
No "success" promised
here, but no harm, either. Much is left up to ordinary
effort, applied in
ordinary ways. Or just rest! Your energy climbs
strongly Sat., brings
attention, clout!
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Virgo
- (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Energy, charisma, effectiveness remain high, Virgo,
but late this week you
"stop entertaining" others. Attention shifts to
money, possessions, sexual
interests. For seven weeks, your sexual magnetism
will sizzle at a
two-year high! Same period draws you toward sex,
large finances, lifestyle
changes, and health matters which are sharp, deep
and change-oriented.
Your mood's mellow Sun./Mon., you're willing to
see the broader picture,
but circumstances need caution. Be strictly honest.
Career blessed
Tues./Wed! Social joys Thurs./Fri. Retreat, rest
up Sat.
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Libra - (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Continue to rest, lie low, avoid competition, esp.
Sun./Mon., when
relations with others can start off on a bad foot
which continues aching for
seven weeks. You might be in the right, technically
or legally, but.
Monday night to Wed. brings sweet, mellow mood,
legal, educational,
media, travel success. Love, perhaps. Chase ambitions
Thurs./Fri. This
latter day begins a whole month of surging energy,
effectiveness,
heightened charisma for you! (You'll see it right
away, Sat., as a social
sparkle.) One note: your luck climbs, but beware
a "bad partner" or other
"background" problem.
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Scorpio
- (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Careful with relationships Sun./Mon. -- they might
flounder on what you
think are friendly or humorous remarks (while another
sees them as
intrusive or power-prods). Finances, investments,
debt, sexual urges,
lifestyle changes, occultism, research, health diagnosis
-- these go very
well Mon. night to Wed. Mellow, wise mood Thurs./Fri.,
but don't look for
big success in law, media, travel, contracts, education.
Friday signals the
beginning of four weeks of tiredness, quiet, rest,
health concerns,
planning, red tape. Great time to see advisors,
psychics, beaurocrats.
Ambition, Saturday.
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Sagittarius
- (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Work/health Sun./Mon. -- be careful, the seed of
grim disagreement might
be sown between your ambitions and your relationships
-- eg., your
spouse might discover a dislike for your boss. Relationships,
opportunities
burst into cheerful excitement Mon. night to Wed.,
tho -- opportunities
exist, for love, business partnership, relocation,
public dealings, contracts
-- grab at least one! Life's depths (investments,
sex, death, taxes, etc.)
emerge Thurs./Fri. Long-range decisions are good
ones in principle, tho
maybe not in short, factual way. Month ahead holds
joy, delights,
optimism!
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Capricorn
- (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Wise, mellow mood continues. But a "fire" has entered
your intellectual
zone, bringing energy, action,
argument into such areas of your life as education,
law, far travel, culture,
media. Take the vitality, say no thanks to the argument.
Though
Sun./Mon. are romantic, pleasureable, they also
bring an example of the
negative side of this "intellectual fire" -- be
careful with work, duties,
opinions, relationships. Work/health progress well
Mon. night to Wed.
Good relationships, wise advice from others, valid
opportunities Thurs./Fri!
Buy, Sat.
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Aquarius-(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Mysteries, chance to deepen bond or break off (all
or nothing), finances,
sexuality, occultism, research, lifestyle changes,
death and taxes -- these
still take center stage, but only until Friday.
Friday starts a month of
sweet responses, intellectual mellowness, far travel,
love, higher
education, religion, philosophy, and general luck!
Yet those mysterious
areas won't go away -- instead, they begin to burn
aggressively through
your life now to November, pushing things (sex,
finances, research, etc.)
to a climax. Study consequences, commitments. Love,
Mon. eve to
Wed., maybe Sat.
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Pisces - (Feb.
19-March 20)
Relationships, diplomacy, opportunities, far horizons,
public dealings,
contracts, agreements, competition, litigation remain
important. But the
tone changes. The recent "wholesome energy" and
attraction switches,
Friday onward to a more monetary, sexual or
possessive urge. For example, an exciting meeting
of the last few weeks
might turn to physical intimacy, or a friendship
turn into a co-operative
money project. But don't jump in early: Sun./Mon.
bring problems here,
not successes! Settle into home, nature Tues./Wed.
Romance, Thurs./Fri.
Work, health, Sat.
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